Business Blockers — Funnel Diagnosis Intake

Founding client pricing

7 of 10 spots remaining

£97£350

Before you start

We diagnose why traffic isn't turning into sales

This takes about 4–6 minutes. We'll ask for the platforms you sell on and your public shop/handle — we do the digging on public data ourselves. A couple of sections further on are optional but sharpen the report if you can share them.

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We never ask for passwords or login access. Only publicly viewable information, plus any private numbers you choose to share.

What's your shop or brand name? Email address Your report gets sent here.

Please fill in your shop name and a valid email.

01 · Where you sell

Which platforms are we looking at?

Tick everything that applies, then drop in the public link or handle for each — no login needed, we browse it the way a customer would.

Please select at least one platform and add its link/handle.

02 · Your read on it

Where do you think you're getting stuck?

No wrong answer — we treat this as a hypothesis and check it against the data. Pick as many as feel true.

Not enough reach Views, low engagement Engagement, no clicks Clicks, no sales Not sure

Anything else you'd add, in your own words?

Please select at least one option above.

03 · Optional

Sharpen it with your last 3 posts

This data isn't public, so it's the one place we rely on you. Skip it and we'll still work from what's visible publicly.

Share metrics for your last 3 posts

Impressions, likes, comments, shares — whatever you can see

Which platform are these 3 posts from? If you'd like to cover more than one platform, just get in touch after submitting — one platform keeps this form quick for now.

Please choose which platform these posts are from.

04 · Optional

Store-level numbers

These never show up publicly, but they're what let us diagnose the bottom of the funnel — visits turning into orders.

Share store-level numbers

Visits, orders, conversion rate — last 30 days is ideal

Shop visits (last 30 days) Orders (last 30 days)

Conversion rate, if you know it Average order value

Product category

05 · Last thing

Ready to send this off

Here's what we've got. Submitting locks in your founding-client price.

I'm happy to be quoted as a testimonial / case study if the report's useful

Please confirm the testimonial checkbox to lock in the founding price.

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You're in the queue

One last step — pay your founding-client price of £97 to lock in your spot, and we'll get started on your report.

Pay £97 & secure your spot

You'll get a receipt from Stripe. Your report follows once payment's confirmed.